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“American Wrestlers”
Fat Possum Records

Putting together a picture frame can go two ways: quick and sloppy or detailed and precise. Choosing detailed and precise doesn’t mean beautiful, it’s the time you put into your cuts and angles – finding a home for a beautiful picture.



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“Mr. Wonderful”
Atlantic Recordings

Rolling through the mall, searching for the perfect pair of jeans – in and out of shops, nothing is fitting – nothing is hitting… It’s time to custom an old pair of jeans… pulls out the airbrush gun and start tagging my favorite quotes and designs. Finished. It’s time to dance.



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Polyvinyl Records

Swaying back and forth – palm trees dropping coconuts onto the beaches, providing refreshing drinks for the locals.



Topshelf Records

Running through the woods, trying to keep up with the birds – feeling the wind blowing across your face, focusing on what the woods gives you for visuals – dodging trees, cutting and dashing in between the low hanging limbs… you stop to grab your breath.



Chill Mega Chill Records

Putting on a pair of comfortable sweat shorts and sitting by a fire can open up the pores… breathing in calm and holding onto peace.